Bumdobbanman is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omnipotent goblin.

Bumdobbanman created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bumdobbanman, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bumdobbanman, she will destroy your home planet.

Bumdobbanman's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bumdobbanman's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bumdobbanman's priests.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Bumdobbanman must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.