Arpdotnell is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful bee.

Arpdotnell created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpdotnell, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arpdotnell, she will laugh at you.

Arpdotnell's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Arpdotnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help voles.

5. Always stare at clouds.