Lipvolbidcut is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced hare.

Lipvolbidcut created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipvolbidcut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lipvolbidcut, it will be mildly annoyed.

Lipvolbidcut's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Lipvolbidcut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Always pray immersed in water.