Volweebed is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying cobra.

Volweebed created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Volweebed, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Volweebed, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Volweebed's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Volweebed's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry doves.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Volweebed loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.