Madyarwap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident mongoose.

Madyarwap created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Madyarwap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Madyarwap, he will turn you into a plant.

Madyarwap's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Madyarwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Madyarwap.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never bounce in holy places.