Gatfoncat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured fox.

Gatfoncat created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatfoncat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gatfoncat, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gatfoncat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gatfoncat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Retreat if four aardvarks approach from the south.