Ingyarnak is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, egotistical naga.

Ingyarnak created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingyarnak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ingyarnak, he will torture you forever.

Ingyarnak's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ingyarnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.