Dogjaplarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, astonishing beaver.

Dogjaplarp created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogjaplarp, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dogjaplarp, she will strike you with lightening.

Dogjaplarp's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dogjaplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine eagles approach from the north.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dogjaplarp.

5. You must love Dogjaplarp.