Kincadlig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, tranquil crow.

Kincadlig created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kincadlig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kincadlig, she will turn you into a worm.

Kincadlig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kincadlig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kincadlig.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Kincadlig on top of all buildings.

3. Erect eight gold sculptures of Kincadlig on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never eat carrots.