Kandavnab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome dragonfly.

Kandavnab created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kandavnab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kandavnab, she will not invite you to parties.

Kandavnab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Kandavnab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three tortoises approach from the east.

2. Hide from pink swans for they are unholy.

3. Do not take Kandavnab's name in vain.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.