Nutnatbidmum is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, tiresome dryad.

Nutnatbidmum created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutnatbidmum, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nutnatbidmum, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nutnatbidmum's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nutnatbidmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Hide from red frogs for they are unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nutnatbidmum.

5. Never wear gray trousers.