Panjop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking goat.

Panjop created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Panjop, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Panjop, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Panjop's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Panjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

2. Run away from black sharks, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always obey Panjop's priests.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.