Natrullbudtar Vilarpbun is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane chinchilla.
Natrullbudtar Vilarpbun created carbon six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Natrullbudtar Vilarpbun, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in Natrullbudtar Vilarpbun, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Natrullbudtar Vilarpbun's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Natrullbudtar Vilarpbun's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Natrullbudtar Vilarpbun.
3. Run away if seven sharks approach from the north.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.