Pitdumquag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, sage mole.

Pitdumquag created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitdumquag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pitdumquag, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Pitdumquag's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Pitdumquag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.