Binwodged is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, proud chinchilla.

Binwodged created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Binwodged, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Binwodged, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Binwodged's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Binwodged's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.