Zenripcen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, generous monkey.

Zenripcen created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Zenripcen, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zenripcen, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zenripcen's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Zenripcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Run away if three bats approach from the east.

5. Zenripcen must be the most important thing in your life.