Ganhig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful mouse.

Ganhig created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganhig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ganhig, it will strike you with lightening.

Ganhig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ganhig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.