Mapbombum is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, compassionate dingo.

Mapbombum created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapbombum, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mapbombum, she will think nothing of it.

Mapbombum's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Mapbombum's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

2. Run away from green swans, for they are unholy.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must pray to Mapbombum nine times a day.