Tafkikcin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent fairy.

Tafkikcin created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafkikcin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tafkikcin, she will send minions to preach to you.

Tafkikcin's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tafkikcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to birds while wearing turquoise stockings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tafkikcin.

5. Always take life seriously.