Cimtitarp Fendavmis Yiksanfub is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, astonishing penguin.

Cimtitarp Fendavmis Yiksanfub created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cimtitarp Fendavmis Yiksanfub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cimtitarp Fendavmis Yiksanfub, it will turn you into a duck.

Cimtitarp Fendavmis Yiksanfub's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cimtitarp Fendavmis Yiksanfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Do not speak about turnips.