Weeripvon is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, idiotic eagle.

Weeripvon created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Weeripvon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Weeripvon, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Weeripvon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Weeripvon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Weeripvon.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. You must pray to Weeripvon five times a day.