Fabrenjen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable cow.

Fabrenjen created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabrenjen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fabrenjen, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fabrenjen's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fabrenjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never mention squirrels.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.