Farnvedgam is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage fox.

Farnvedgam created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnvedgam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Farnvedgam, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Farnvedgam's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Farnvedgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farnvedgam.

5. Never sing in holy places.