Cadflatzim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, wise weasel.

Cadflatzim created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadflatzim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cadflatzim, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cadflatzim's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cadflatzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never wear tights.