Latlegcab Siggofpag Foddavmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, caring toad.

Latlegcab Siggofpag Foddavmeg created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latlegcab Siggofpag Foddavmeg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Latlegcab Siggofpag Foddavmeg, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Latlegcab Siggofpag Foddavmeg's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Latlegcab Siggofpag Foddavmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Never eat garlic.