Milwotnat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, fast gorilla.

Milwotnat created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Milwotnat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Milwotnat, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Milwotnat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Milwotnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Worship no other gods but Milwotnat.

4. Never jump near squirrels.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.