Dimcungov is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, blissful goat.

Dimcungov created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimcungov, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dimcungov, he will turn you into a rock.

Dimcungov's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dimcungov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Do not chop down trees.