Sinratraw is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, contented dragon.

Sinratraw created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinratraw, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sinratraw, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sinratraw's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sinratraw's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away from purple whales, for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.