Vonlikfad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic wombat.

Vonlikfad created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonlikfad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vonlikfad, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Vonlikfad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Vonlikfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never paint your legs orange.

5. Never think about gravity.