Bamwigveg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-confident hare.

Bamwigveg created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamwigveg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bamwigveg, she will send you a sign.

Bamwigveg's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bamwigveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.