Duddam is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful salamander.

Duddam created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Duddam, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Duddam, she will be very sad.

Duddam's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Duddam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Run away if six whales approach from the north.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.