Dobnurldittik Tarnillrot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unthoughtful armadillo.

Dobnurldittik Tarnillrot created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobnurldittik Tarnillrot, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dobnurldittik Tarnillrot, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dobnurldittik Tarnillrot's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dobnurldittik Tarnillrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about gravity.