Arflibven is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, staggering snake.

Arflibven created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Arflibven, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arflibven, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arflibven's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Arflibven's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must pray to Arflibven nine times a day.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.