Damsugsat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, idiotic rhinoceros.

Damsugsat created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damsugsat, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Damsugsat, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Damsugsat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Damsugsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not stand on grass.