Tombetbon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical wombat.

Tombetbon created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tombetbon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tombetbon, he will turn you into a rock.

Tombetbon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tombetbon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Do not cook food in pots.