Yarlsogbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, able lion.

Yarlsogbonk created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlsogbonk, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yarlsogbonk, it will try to impress you with trees.

Yarlsogbonk's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Yarlsogbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never talk about comets.