Gunkindam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever crow.

Gunkindam created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunkindam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gunkindam, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gunkindam's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gunkindam's Holy Commandments

1. Gunkindam loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not hurt mites.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Always help gulls.