Donarmster is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured fairy.

Donarmster created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Donarmster, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Donarmster, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Donarmster's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Donarmster's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Run away if nine shrews approach from the east.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.