Sagxuctin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, loving warg.

Sagxuctin created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagxuctin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sagxuctin, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sagxuctin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Sagxuctin's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of aardvarks.

2. Do not kill seals.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.