Ladditmadzed is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful armadillo.

Ladditmadzed created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladditmadzed, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ladditmadzed, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ladditmadzed's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Ladditmadzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Ladditmadzed must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect four copper sculptures of Ladditmadzed on top of important buildings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ladditmadzed.

5. Always look after injured snakes.