Wadbumcarmob is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, deceitful ant.

Wadbumcarmob created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Wadbumcarmob, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wadbumcarmob, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Wadbumcarmob's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wadbumcarmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Always help sick badgers.