Dutdaglip is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust whale.

Dutdaglip created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutdaglip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dutdaglip, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dutdaglip's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dutdaglip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Hide if seven whales approach from the east.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Always help sick geese.