Fumkoncapkandibpoglagbat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, amazing crocodile.

Fumkoncapkandibpoglagbat created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumkoncapkandibpoglagbat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fumkoncapkandibpoglagbat, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Fumkoncapkandibpoglagbat's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fumkoncapkandibpoglagbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.