Listjamlag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, tranquil slug.

Listjamlag created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listjamlag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Listjamlag, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Listjamlag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Listjamlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Never paint your arms gray.