Fasdidkap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, moody raccoon.

Fasdidkap created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasdidkap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fasdidkap, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fasdidkap's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fasdidkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must pray to Fasdidkap six times a day.

3. Never eat lemons.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.