Yogfigfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous bee.

Yogfigfeb created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogfigfeb, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yogfigfeb, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yogfigfeb's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yogfigfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about nebulae.