Hudrakyim is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous eagle.

Hudrakyim created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudrakyim, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hudrakyim, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hudrakyim's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hudrakyim's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.