Bodteenbat is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise rat.

Bodteenbat created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodteenbat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bodteenbat, it will curse you with boils.

Bodteenbat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bodteenbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Bodteenbat loves dolphins, so they must be respected.