Monbogrilbogvilsabbegdud is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking dove.

Monbogrilbogvilsabbegdud created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monbogrilbogvilsabbegdud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Monbogrilbogvilsabbegdud, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Monbogrilbogvilsabbegdud's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Monbogrilbogvilsabbegdud's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five whales approach from the west.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Monbogrilbogvilsabbegdud on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Run away from fawn sheep, for they are unholy.