Yamflagzak is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, competent dragonfly.

Yamflagzak created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamflagzak, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yamflagzak, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yamflagzak's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Yamflagzak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine squirrels approach from the north.

2. Hide from mauve manatees for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick pigs.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.